While I can't give a definite answer to this question I can assert with complete certainty (disregarding, of course,
other people tastes) that, given a statue, there indeed exists a certain distance (perhaps not defined uniquely) from which
the statue would look most attractive. This is what is known in mathematics as a proof of pure existence. Its
application underlies another Hardy's thesis that Mathematics, a few minor applications aside, is completely useless.
I base my assertion on the idea that any object's attractiveness is a continuous function f(x) of the distance x from which the object is viewed. I would call this Statement A. Statement B claims that f(x) attains its maximum. I'll show that the implication A=>B is a consequence of a certain property of continuous functions. We already had an example how a simple property of continuous functions helps prove a nontrivial result. Here I plan to use another one. But this is to be understood at the outset. Assume A=>B has been established. One obvious way to derive B is to apply modus ponens. Which means first proving A, then proving A=>B. B will then follow.
Now we come to the reason why Hardy considered Mathematics useless. In so far as A is a statement about "real world"
phenomena, Mathematics is helpless to prove it. Mathematics can supply reasons to believe this statement (e.g., small change in the distance results only in a small change in attractiveness) but there is absolutely no way to prove A rigorously. In the words of J. E. Littlewood, "... A by the nature of the case is incapable of deductive proof, for the sufficient reason that it is about the real world..." Thus it's a question of accepting or not accepting A in the first place. However, note again that (in Hardy's view) once A has been accepted as a valid mathematical statement it actually ceased to be directly related to the "real world" phenomena. Thus Hardy would insist that what follows still has nothing to do with any real statue or any real column.

First I make two further assertions:
- Placed at infinity, the statue is invisible and, therefore, has attractiveness of 0.
- At the distance 0 too, one can sense the statue, perhaps smell it but definitely not see it. So f(0)=0.
The function f is defined for all x
0. From 1 we can
also say that f(
)=0. (There is no cheating here believe me. I just
cut corners a little to avoid getting carried away.) If we bend now the semiline x
0 into
a circle (topologically this is OK) we get a continuous function defined on what's is
called a compact set. The following theorem then applies.
A continuous function defined on a compact set attains on this set its maximum and minimum values.
Remark
As one would expect, there are various problems related to viewing a statue placed on a pedestal.
Regiomontanus (1436-76) sought the distance from which the statue on the plinth subtended the largest
angle.
