In the absence of competition, even salesmen not minding their customer's mood may do good business
"What's the weight of this one?" asked Mrs Pothersniff, pointing to a large crab there on the wet slab.
Fred considered the question a moment. He had to have his little joke, and Fred was no respecter of persons. "It weighs exactly three quarters of its weight, and three quarters of three quarters of a pound," he told the pompous customer. "I guess you'll want it dressed."
The lady wasn't amused! But what did the crab weigh?
"What's the weight of this one?" asked Mrs Pothersniff, pointing to a large crab there on the wet slab.
Fred considered the question a moment. He had to have his little joke, and Fred was no respecter of persons. "It weighs exactly three quarters of its weight, and three quarters of three quarters of a pound," he told the pompous customer. "I guess you'll want it dressed."
The lady wasn't amused! But what did the crab weigh?
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